Pitchfork Reviews Reviews: what the Pitchfork office party was like

so i walked into the pitchfork party last night and honestly all of my darkest suspicions about pitchfork were like immediately confirmed. the first thing i noticed was the walls and floors of ceiling were made of stone, the office looked just like a medieval castle or the clubhouse of an ancient…

Clever thing, this. Though also irksome. I’ve been writing for Pitchfork for two years and have never been invited to even see the Chicago office, not even the outside of the building. But then I’m not a tall, sinister, impossibly handsome boy, either. Now I know.

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    best image that’s entered my mind all week.
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    I’ve only seen the current office because I made a point of sort of crashing it when I was in town to interview somebody...
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    Clever thing, this. Though...irksome. I’ve been writing
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    whole thing. LOL at work. Pass
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